Freedom is life's greatest lie

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iwasbornhuman:

shaboogami:

ultrabatsexybananas:

cannabiskitties:

Holy shit our lungs are crazy

I don’t know whether to be disgusted or amazed…

WHOA 

According to military training, you can blow into the esophagus and inflate cow lungs and use them as a flotation device. I have no idea why you be in a situation where you come across a dead cow right when you need to cross a large body of water, but hey, the more you know.




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20th April at 11:59 pm
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bundere:

What’s that on your hand????? *holds it* itS ME




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20th April at 11:59 pm
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thelast-arrow:

stillcas:

stiles’ real name is tom riddle




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20th April at 11:51 pm
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thechaosgod:

you-crave-subjugation:

thechaosgod:

why is this antivirus taking so long i just wanna go to bed

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I feel you. I’ve been doing a scan for a while now and it’s at 77%. GO FASTER.

But I was downloading comicbooks ilegally and got a malware I deserve to be punished

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same happened to me when i tried to illegally download a tv show x_x it sucks. STILL 77%




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20th April at 11:42 pm
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thechaosgod:

why is this antivirus taking so long i just wanna go to bed

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I feel you. I’ve been doing a scan for a while now and it’s at 77%. GO FASTER.



thegameisthunder:

you-crave-subjugation:

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    “Did you really kill an innocent purely because Bob asked you to? Have you fallen, King Game? What has become of you?”

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"No. I offered it. He did not ask me to do anything. The only thing he did was bring the random innocent to be killed."

  “So the mighty Thor has fallen so low as to kill innocents, now. Are you not supposed to be the protector of this realm? Not a murderer?”




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20th April at 5:20 pm
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i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

please tag your porn for christs sake 



maledictusvitae:

you-crave-subjugation:

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    Crave could care that he was eavesdropping and feel awful about it, but really — he was a trickster. There was no guilt whatsoever. “Having an opinion does not make you the problem, Hes. The thunderer should indeed realize that he’s not the kind of man that should be capable of killing random innocents…tsk tsk, really. What would Odin say about this?” He mocked and rolled his eyes. “Come. I shall provide you with whatever you might need. Perhaps a belly rub, or food? Magically induced temporary sleep where you don’t have to think about it? Doggy toy for when you transform?”

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"Thanks, Crave. I appreciate that you see things my way, but I’m not really in the mood for anyone’s company, and I don’t really wanna sleep. Kinda lost my appetite, too. It’s amazing what a mood can do to you… But I’d like a toy, maybe something I can chew? I like chewing things."

He gave a snap of his fingers and a variety of different and expensive chew toys appeared, as well as bones. Anything he could dream of, really. “The choice is yours. If you need a place to hide for a while, I can provide you with that as well.”




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20th April at 4:43 pm
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sovereignofcamelot:

if you’re entirely cool with rp partners not matching length on replies, clap your hands

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    Crave could care that he was eavesdropping and feel awful about it, but really — he was a trickster. There was no guilt whatsoever. “Having an opinion does not make you the problem, Hes. The thunderer should indeed realize that he’s not the kind of man that should be capable of killing random innocents…tsk tsk, really. What would Odin say about this?” He mocked and rolled his eyes. “Come. I shall provide you with whatever you might need. Perhaps a belly rub, or food? Magically induced temporary sleep where you don’t have to think about it? Doggy toy for when you transform?”




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20th April at 4:33 pm
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teafortrouble:

megg33k:

I need feminism because most men’s restrooms still aren’t equipped with baby changing stations. As someone who was married to a man who had sole custody of his young son, I’m hyperaware that feminism means EQUALITY, not female superiority. Feminism should and does support a man’s right to be as much of a parent to his child(ren) as any mother is allowed/expected to be.

This is a constant problem for Mr. Tea and myself. We’ve got twins, so even though I can change one kid on the change table in the ladies’ room, he’s left standing sort of awkwardly in the lobby with a messy child while I change one, come back, and get the other.

Nobody’s suggesting that men aren’t parents, so the lack of change tables goes well beyond ‘gender role reinforcing’ and straight into ‘ridiculous’.




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20th April at 4:27 pm
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greyfacebob:

you-crave-subjugation:

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Lies.

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I just need a hug.

Alright. -goes to and hugs-




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20th April at 4:19 pm
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greyfacebob:

you-crave-subjugation:

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I’m sorry for thinking you were stronger than this.

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I -hiccups- am.

Lies.



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